My life is a fair tale.

But the original version - not the family-friendly modern one.

Is she running backwards, presumably away from whatever suddenly set her ablaze, or is she running forwards with a very strong tailwind that is keeping the flames pointed away from her body somehow?

WHAT CAUSES THAT PATTERN OF COMBUSTION?!

It’s like she just got blasted by a laser or is a nanosecond away from being blasted to atoms by the nuke that just went off while she had her arms raised in the air in this strange approximation of a zombie.

I’m guessing the cats are involved somehow.

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I’m going to Alice.

The parables in German fairy tales are second to none in conveying the message to young children.