I wouldn’t pay more than $9 for you.

“My, you’re very juicy today”

why don’t you talk back?

I’m going to eat you on a bed of mashed potatoes and gravy, you succulent bird…

I really wish that guy from Boston Market hadn’t fucked you before dinner.

I know my dad has done you better but I want to try too.

You look amazing, seeing you there it feels like I’ve been waiting all day just to see you in your naked splendour. And those gorgeous thighs, woof

I chuckle when I see an official account being left dumbfounded by an absurd reply.

I miss Boston Market.

Thanksgiving Edition: I’m gonna spread your legs and stuff you full of onion, bread, sausage, and apples.

I can’t wait to serve you to my family

Or the slightly more graphical: my dad said you taste great

“My friend is coming in tonight, you will be spitroasted in no time.”

I prefer you featherless.

You’re welcome.

Just realized that logo kinda looks like lips

Yeah, a pigskin (lambskin?), aka a condom.

Right?