• BombOmOm@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    “Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay”

    “We know. Now, would you like some tacos?”

    “What?”

    “Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”

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      29 days ago

      “I told you, I’m gay.”

      “And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”

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      29 days ago

      Oh I read that totally different.

      “Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck”

      “Word, these supreme though?”

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      28 days ago

      He’s probably gotta eat that much, though, and nothing makes eating less fun than needing to long term (so not just fries and milkshakes) bulk.

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    29 days ago

    I wonder if he rolled them up and showed them in whole or tongued the insides out like an enthusiastic labrador.

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    28 days ago

    On reddit there woulde be a “jarvis i am low on karma” person. Ironically i seem to behave as i was exposed to in the past

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    28 days ago

    I’d accept anything if presented with 12 tacos. Just putting it out there in case anybody wants to break some news to me.