“Dad, I don’t know how to say this, but…I’m gay”
“We know. Now, would you like some tacos?”
“What?”
“Sigh, I guess I’m eating all the tacos.”
“I told you, I’m gay.”
“And I’m hungry. If you don’t act now, I’m going to eat them all.”
Oh I read that totally different.
“Hey dad here’s a party box of tacos also I’m gay as fuck”
“Word, these supreme though?”
This is enviable.
Being able to eat 12 tacos in a meal and remaining skinny like that
He’s probably gotta eat that much, though, and nothing makes eating less fun than needing to long term (so not just fries and milkshakes) bulk.
Why is there a camera?
I wonder if he rolled them up and showed them in whole or tongued the insides out like an enthusiastic labrador.
On reddit there woulde be a “jarvis i am low on karma” person. Ironically i seem to behave as i was exposed to in the past
I’d accept anything if presented with 12 tacos. Just putting it out there in case anybody wants to break some news to me.



