Who the fuck wants targeted ads outside of the corporate sleaze trying to sell their crap…
Do I get free shit? Then I’ll take a few.
The promise: We think you will love to hear about garden tools because you love gardening.
The reality: Your browsing pattern indicate the following weaknesses to exploit: Financial stress and lack of self-regulation. Here’s ads for gambling, crypto scams and consumer loans with devastating terms.
Ads.
“Ads.” Ad is short for advertisement. Advertisement has only one ‘d’ in it, unlike your mother. Aside from that, solid memery. I kinda do wish the ads would have the guts to directly insult me, though.
I can only say that it is not grammar-nazi bait, just run of the mill stupidity.
Search for low-income housing.
Receive ads for $100,000 condos.
Yeah, just rub it in, why doncha
I google addresses of houses im working at in my expensive ass home town, to look at approximate roof areas for fitting solar panels.
Now Google thinks im in the market for a $10M Mc mansion in any old part of the country.
I once bought my, now ex of 5 years, Gf a Tiffany pendant of a violin, because she was a violinist. Between that, and buying my mom a fleece jacket for Xmas one year, its decided im a transvestite. Who’s into welding, knitting, wood carving, and a few other random hobbies from clicking links in reddit witt threads.
Sometimes I wish I were half as interesting as my ad profile.


