I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
The black teleport one. You rob a bank and then teleport away so you can’t be tracked? The means of escape is usually how they track you down. So, suddenly being able to teleport thousands of miles in a moment?
Also, it’d be really useful for interstellar stuff. You only need enough fuel, food, and air to go one way. Strap me onto the rocket to Mars! I’d even hop back with huge sacks of Mars rocks to give to NASA. We’ve figured out the trek to Mars, its the getting back that’s been the problem.
Eye color. Though the five dollarydoos are tempting.
And teleport back back, right?
… Right?
Pink, because then you can fold Queen Elizabeth II into a whale giving head

God save… What the fuck?
That whale has million dollar pearl lips
Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.
5 Dollarydoos!?

The teleportation is obviously most powerful in terms of exploits
The dog could bring about the most technological advancement
I think Ill go for the eye color change though, because its so uncommon to have different eye colors.
Can you teleport things with you? If so, use your ability to start a business importing items to Albania with nearly zero shipping costs, then invest in the local community until it’s a really nice city to teleport home to.
So a smuggling ring?
Dinner with Luol Deng of course. I don’t know who it is but that pill means I get free dinner every night.

What would you even do with it?
Impress my dates, of course!
“Look at this, babe” *arm turns purple*\
“Oh god…”
“I know. You wait and see what else does that! ;)”
Obviously pink.
I don’t see any stipulation that says I can only use my power only once.Love the idea that a third string QB in the XFL is worth $5 AUD. Still overvalued.
I have no idea who Luol Deng is but a meal is a meal.
That’s what I’m saying. Surely over a meal, we put our heads together and figure the rest out. He clearly knows how to perform at a high level or he wouldn’t be where he is today.
I’m pretty sure the XFL only existed between 2020 and 2023
And 2001!
That seems long
I can get a dog I can talk to with a translator app? Hell yeah
Right?I will learn Cantonese to be able to talk to my dog.







