'Twas many years ago and the ensuing drama from being caught and him being left behind while the rest of his immediate family went back to Michigan, well, it’s not a particularly jerkable memory.

I mean IDK if you’re both guys and you’re second cousins I heard it doesn’t even count and he agrees

The oldest Millennials are about 43 right now, “over the hill” and it hurts, it hurts (mostly lower back and knees)

Which is every morning and most afternoons