Eye color. Though the five dollarydoos are tempting.

Well, fuck. Forgot about that one.

When talking about the Star Trek universe, it’s important to designate both what time and which one.

Before first contact in any universe? No.

Prime universe? Sure.

Kelvin? Sure, why not?

Mirror universe? No.

Totally-not-the-mirror-universe-from-Picard? Fuck no.

Maybe family guy is the wrong messenger for this sentiment.

Faking the moon landing would have been a massive coverup requiring the cooperation of at least one foreign nation. (Australia, because of Parkes)

During the Nixon administration. Nixon couldn’t even cover up one little burglary.