PUT. SOMETHING. IN THE FUCKING CUPS.

Beans, orbies, just make special weighted cups for sets. No actor in the history of acting has picked up an empty paper coffee cup and gestured with it as if it had something in it.

And while we’re at it… in this the year two thousand and twenty five, how do we still not have prop ice that floats?

The person that is the guy that is this guy here… that person does not use pronouns.

😭😭😭

This is totally something my friends and I would have done. Like, someone stumbled over the word once and now that’s how we all say it and think it’s incredibly funny every time.

Yeah… but also, I kinda want one.

In college we had a drinking game where we drank every time she made claw hands and said “RICH and CREEEAMY”

Ya got plastered quick.

With somebody holding on to you by your asshole?

Oh good lord. I looked it up:

Stargazy pie (also starry-gazy pie, starry-gaze pie)[1] is a Cornish dish made of baked pilchards (sardines), along with eggs and potatoes, covered with a pastry crust. Although there are a few variations using other types of fish, the unique feature of stargazy pie is fish heads (and sometimes tails) protruding through the crust, so that they appear to be gazing to the stars.

• Peacloaca 🦚

Hey, she’s on Lemmy! @LillyPip@lemmy.ca

To expand on that- “Have you eaten yet” is Panda Express’s new ad campaign and it’s… questionable in its cultural sensitivity…? If you look closely, those ladies are all holding Panda Express boxes. Panda commercial: https://youtu.be/rl8NeWN2x7g

Was looking for Alan Cumming’s line of body care products to make a joke about this and learned that he stopped making them in 2005, AND someone just sold a “mostly empty” bottle of Cumming All Over body lotion (Condition: Used) on Ebay for $69.99.

Edit: This is a commercial for his fragrance “Cumming” (NSFW, bums) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmdJEjJxYOY