If you shock it, that kills the algae, right?

Then where does it go? There’s physical remnants left behind. That doesn’t just disappear.

Just like you have to skim a regular pool, I’m sure you want to keep solid waste out of the reflecting pool to keep from overwhelming a filtration system that’s simply not built for the load.

That dude in the front is wearing camo overalls. Is he trying to sneak up on the algae? Is he an assassin?

Dude behind him is wearing dayglow. They are giving mixed signals.

Must be a Microsoft product.

Of all my friends from before I had kids (oldest is almost 10), none of them have kids.

Most of the couples among that group are all childless and are now either divorced, gay, or both.

To be fair, though, the gay ones were gay all along.

One, two…skip a few…thirty-four…skip some more…ninety-nine, one hundred!

Qu’est-ce que c’est?