Sony phones have headphone jacks. I’m typing this on my Sony phone which has a headphone jack.

It’s definitely a sign of the times that I didn’t even consider that! I hope you’re right.

Using slop to make fun of crypto certainly is a weird choice. They’re very much adjacent.

What? 2026 feels endless. 2026 going fast implies you’ve enjoyed it. We started out the year with the Minneapolis freebie murders by the fucking gestapo, then we had the bombing of the girls school in Iran, followed by this recession and the AI nonsense imploding the consumer electronics market. Combine that with a horrific wildfire season and both of my hobbies are essentially fucked.

And nothing but bad news and toxic media cycles to sprinkle in between all the shit that has effected me directly. What an awful, endless year.