God, this reminds me of a friend I used to see infrequently. We were playing some made up sport and he tackled me, and because he held onto me for too long I said something or another about pedobear and he got really quiet for the rest of the day. Anyone want to guess what his grandpa was caught doing with him a week later?

“You’re gonna burn, alright.”

Even with headphones, man. The sound departments really need an overhaul or something.

People never engage in honest discussions, man. They just vomit word salad and claim you’re stupid if you can’t find the argument in the haystack.

Honestly I wish I hadn’t done it the first time. I didn’t think it actually would affect the algorithm, and it screwed things up for a bit. It really did help when I stopped watching chud crap though.

My algorithm knows better. It knows I won’t hesitate to delete my history and fuck up its metrics.

Fappleang.

My washer went out several years ago, and when I was at rhe laundromat I decided to chat with this old man there because why not, he looks lonely and I’m bored af. Two sentences in he starts rambling about how the whole world is degenerate and that the end is coming soon…

God help you if you put the video cable into an audio channel. Trying to connect this shit with a dying flashlight was hell.

“You cops sure are a contentious people.”

It drives me nuts how they’ll hire absolute buffoons from outside the company instead of promoting people who actually know what’s going on.

Wake me up when the Spiderverse one drops.