Years ago (2019), my ex and I bought those little magnetic balls for our kids. To this day she is still finding those balls all over her house.

~It’s the gift that keeps on giving.~

The pregnancy test is sealed and unused. I want my money back!

👍

As a GenX (xennial actually), no… GenX needs to start being held accountable for the all the shit going on in this world. They are not above reproach, and it’s high time we all call them out on their narcissistic bullshit.

Federation by its very nature is the very definition of decentralized. My best guess is that you’re conflating high availability (e.g. fail over servers, or round robin, or something else where when one server goes down, another kicks in as a backup but still on the same domain) with federation.

~No shade btw.~

Bruh.

While a traditional social networking service will host all its content on servers managed by the owner of the website, the decentralized structure of the Fediverse allows any individual or organization to host a social platform using their own servers…. [Source]

(Emphasis mine)

Reminds me of an old joke:

Q. Why is your mom like a shotgun? A. Because one pump and she’s ready to blow.

It’s disturbing how many single women put on their dating profiles how much they hate small talk. Like, how else do you get to know somebody?

I like @fartographer@lemmy.world’s better. 😊

Michael Vick better start sweating.

I can’t think of everything! 😂

In case you in fact do not know how to write a resignation letter, let me help demonstrate using a standard way, and a fancy way:

standard

I quit.

fancy

Dear <Manager Name>,

I quit.

Sincerely,

<Your Name>

~It should be noted that <Manager Name> and <Your Name> are placeholders that you would replace with the name of your manager and the name they put on your paycheck under “Pay to the order of” field, respectively.~

Okay, so who are these two seriously?

Is this merely switching from Lemmy to something else, or are you leaving the fediverse completely?

If it’s the latter, then I wish you the very best of luck. I don’t know you very well, but I remember you having had some personal issues in the past. Hopefully those aren’t coming back and you’ve just decided to simply move on. Regardless, your memes and shitposting will be missed.

Good luck to you! Or, as a wise man once wrote, “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”