I’d watch the shit out of this. Hell, give me a Klumps movie with only John Goodman in every role and I’m still in.

All jokes aside, they start sending the pussy your way once you register for the premium/pro edition. I’m one of the devs, if you DM me your payment info, I can expedite your premium key!

Wouldn’t a small nuke or dirty bomb work?

Get out of the dog lane!

#fuckbikes

Congratulations!

@!remindmebot@lemmy.world in one year, please call me with an update on this.

“I’m calling it: another global pandemic-free year! And the sweet song of Lady Liberty spreading from that shining city on a hill in Washington, D.C.!”

And they’ll be worth six figures someday!

These first episodes are kind of slow?

I’ve got a few of those in my back. TIL I’m Vulcan. Really shouldn’t be too surprised.

Don’t yuck other people’s yums!

I’ve got a black dog and a white dog, one furry, one hairy. A little of everything, like a nice sampler platter.

What would you even do with it?

I’ve seen them eating at the spacebar.

It’s yours. But you do get just enough diarrhea from the pill that a $5 bottle of Pepto would really make a difference. But it’s your money and your call.

That’s what I’m saying. Surely over a meal, we put our heads together and figure the rest out. He clearly knows how to perform at a high level or he wouldn’t be where he is today.

You’re literally choosing to walk away from five dollars by choosing anything else.