“Ads.” Ad is short for advertisement. Advertisement has only one ‘d’ in it, unlike your mother. Aside from that, solid memery. I kinda do wish the ads would have the guts to directly insult me, though.

Charlie dying put her back in the limelight, which she obviously loves. He was a piece of shit and probably treated her poorly, and she can afford a nanny so she doesn’t need him. The Kirkless life is good.

“Have you know?” sounds like something a drunk AI would write