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Chuck Norris is dead. Good.
This is how I found out Chuck Norris died… RIP
He didn’t die. He’s been training the last few weeks. The fight with Death waa scheduled for today, where he can try for a best two out of three challenge. Odds favour him getting four wins.
This is an old Steven Wright joke. It’s fine to steal it and use it on your young relatives, but stealing it and giving it to a bigot is kind of shitty.
Also it flows better without the “already”. It’s supposed to be punchy and absurd. Omit needless words.
But why does Haley Joel Osment have AIDS?
Raped by one of the Trump-Epstein group, poor kid.
Poor kid had AIDS too
God damnit we have to hate chuck Norris now too??
