Without the reddit poop all over it
It’s called cropping. I learned it from my grandpappy. His dad taught him.
Did I do it right? /s
i kinda liked how in the hitchhikers guide. they usually find the person who least wants the job and force him to do it.
Or realized that anyone who actually wanted the job was inherently unqualified for it. So they let it be a popularity contest and ran everything themselves behind the scenes.
holy throwback batman
Aliens “You guys didn’t understand, we came to enslave you”
Population “Those guys and their owners already did”
Proceed to show reality on labor around the world…
Aliens “By the holy spaghetti monster, that’s horrifing”
If only…
Methinks of Pluribus.
Like Napoleon in Italy, didn’t end that bad after all.
It’s a humiliating way to enter the galactic community. We would never live it down. But we could use some humbling. I’d accept the help.
The invaders that dream psychic attack us, abduct us, sabotage us, disguise as us, kill us, trap our souls after death, withhold information, and attach to us like invisible parasites, are the good guys
Yall get Adult about this real quick
