Tfw your art career is paid for by designing for the military industrial complex.

There’s a very funny book called the Art of Procrastination, and his secret to deal with procrastination is to use other projects to procrastinate. That way you’re always working on a project, it may just not be the one deemed highest priority.

I remember the mission from Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood where you get to use this thing, and the optional objective is to not get hit at all. what’s the point of getting to drive a tank if you’re not supposed to, y’know, tank

I 1,000% guarantee 99% of side projects were sexual in nature. Some violently so.

Well, that was his day job…

It’s the Omnisphere