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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

....Please.....?

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....Please.....?

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    Genie : I wished this guy drank a little water with his Mt dew

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I’d have to waste 1 wish to give the genie the bottom half of his body, becsuse I can’t ride a mist coming out of a lamp.

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Lol and now the genie can’t fit back in the lamp on account of the loads

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      Now we need a second genie to drain the first one

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    Genie probably grateful

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      Felatrices are a blessing upon this world

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        New favorite word, thank you.

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    Toothy ass genie. Fucker didn’t even use his ghost powers to start from the bottom instead of the top.

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    Yeah, we’re all a little pent up. Current socioeconomic trends have drastically reduced “blowjob velocity” so it’s way harder to find a suitable partner

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