If I ever find out ghosts live in my house, I’m going to bargain them: either pay basic services and half groceries or get exorcised. I live in front of a church, anyway.
Of all the thousands religions that have come and gone, assuming some spin-off religion of a tiny tribal religion from the middle east is the correct magic to remove your ghosts probably doesn’t hold the weight you think it does. You need a better threat.
If I ever find out ghosts live in my house, I’m going to bargain them: either pay basic services and half groceries or get exorcised. I live in front of a church, anyway.
God am I turned on by loose eyeballs. Thanks Mario 64…
That doesn’t seem reasonable given they use neither of those…
They don’t have use for a roof and walls either, but here we are
Of course they have a use for that, their spirit is bound to the place that they haunt…come on man, that’s ghost lore 101
I purposely stare where I think they are when I masturbate to make them uncomfortable
Of all the thousands religions that have come and gone, assuming some spin-off religion of a tiny tribal religion from the middle east is the correct magic to remove your ghosts probably doesn’t hold the weight you think it does. You need a better threat.