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minus-squarefireweed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·2 months agoThen you spend the rest of the movie with greasy, gritty fingers, an odd taste in your mouth, and a wayward kernel stuck between your teeth. No thanks; I keep my popcorn eating to home movie watching, where I can pause to wash my hands, refill the snack tray, and floss my teeth if needed.
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYou don’t bring floss to the theater?
minus-squareAxolotl@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoWet wipes are hell, for some reason they leave my hand sticky with something even if they were clean before what the fuck do they put in them??
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoMostly a proprietary blend of hydrogen and oxygen.
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months ago wayward kernel stuck between your teeth If it at least were a Linux kernel.
Then you spend the rest of the movie with greasy, gritty fingers, an odd taste in your mouth, and a wayward kernel stuck between your teeth.
No thanks; I keep my popcorn eating to home movie watching, where I can pause to wash my hands, refill the snack tray, and floss my teeth if needed.
You don’t bring floss to the theater?
Or wet wipes?
Wet wipes are hell, for some reason they leave my hand sticky with something even if they were clean before what the fuck do they put in them??
Mostly a proprietary blend of hydrogen and oxygen.
Lmaoo
If it at least were a Linux kernel.