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minus-squareComfortableRaspberry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up8·6 days agoBetter lock your oven then
minus-squareSippyCup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 days agoNo. Let the unknowable cosmic horror take me. Can’t be worse than going to work every day for the rest of my life.
minus-squarechiliedogg@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoDon’t talk like that. That’s not your future! You’ll be laid off at some point.
minus-squareComfortableRaspberry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·6 days ago No. Let the unknowable cosmic horror take me. But it’s only taking your spinal fluid. One sip at a time. Until one night there’s nothing left and you die seemingly from old people disease.
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agostill better than going to work every day. I might be sad about not writing my book, but I’m already sad about that so fuckit.
minus-squareComfortableRaspberry@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoYou still have to until you die ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Better lock your oven then

No. Let the unknowable cosmic horror take me.
Can’t be worse than going to work every day for the rest of my life.
Don’t talk like that. That’s not your future!
You’ll be laid off at some point.
But it’s only taking your spinal fluid. One sip at a time. Until one night there’s nothing left and you die seemingly from old people disease.
still better than going to work every day.
I might be sad about not writing my book, but I’m already sad about that so fuckit.
You still have to until you die ¯_(ツ)_/¯