Anyone: “How do you know you’re not sick anymore”

Me: “When I forget that I possess a nose!”

Wife and I just caught COVID for the first time. 3 shots, maybe it could have been worse? Yeah, not taking my nose for granted. Until I get better and forget again.

On a serious note, isn’t it nice that we can’t truly remember pain? Pretty sure I’d go insane if I could remember all the fucked up shit I’ve been through.

xylometazoline go brrrrrrrrrrr or shall I say pssssttt

Leave me alone, i’m trying to struggle in silence.

Or pregnant 😩

A stuffed nose is temporary. I tend to think more about all the microplastics in my brain. There is no way this plastic in every animal doesn‘t have neurological consequences.