2026 will have to do as my year simply because 2027 will surely be worse.

My black leather couch usually appears grey from all the Golden Retriever hairs on it.

This is the most axolotl thing to say

This shit is gonna crash so hard our grandchildren will learn about it in school.

two or three factions

That‘s exactly what @Sabin10@lemmy.world meant by “nutjob conspiracy”. It‘s just the countries‘ governments having a hard on for 1984 style control over public discourse.

I absolutely HATE the subtle incongruency in fonts and symbols that AI produces. Like dude you are a computer program you literally ARE MADE OF FONTS. Stupid ass Clanker cancer! >:(

Ahh…it‘s almost 10 in the morning right now and I spent the entire night playing Zelda ToTK. I suppose I‘m too tired to enjoy the irony in this meme. Holidays yeah!

Damn, microplastics got to him fr 🥀

Fucker doesn’t even talk w me nomore

A stuffed nose is temporary. I tend to think more about all the microplastics in my brain. There is no way this plastic in every animal doesn‘t have neurological consequences.

Soljak

No. But anyone who doesn‘t make it can‘t exactly speak up anymore.

At this point that would be a blessing, no? Social media shutting down, plastic toys no longer sellable, climate is healing. Except certain medical tragedies of course, but I‘d argue covid was worse that that could be.

That‘s different from stumbling upon hardcore BDSM porn and being groomed and radicalized by failed discord mindset coaches. If the playboy mags from back then had IRA propaganda and neonazi meeting invitations in them, those mags would‘ve been completely banned. You can‘t do that with the internet, so atleast make children not have to deal with this troubled reality before their brain has evolved enough.

In a way, erotic art is what touches humans the deepest (hehe), just raw biological neuron activation. That‘s another reason why kids under 16 should be banned from any internet platform: It ruins both the magical childhood that children are supposed to have, and if you accommodate for them being online, it just ruins the internet for any adult wanting to share their art or discussing NSFW (stupid abbrev. btw) topics.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk!

Feeling like a wizard with all the colored glass jars and bottles in my kitchen.

Not to forget the USB stick collection where my magic spells (automatic zip bombs & linux bootables) are stored.

It‘s a trap! When you stop drinking coffee you likely can‘t reliably shit anymore each morning and have to go somewhere that isn‘t home [shudders]

I get instantly exhausted from caffeine since some time so I stopped consuming anyway

Good meme OP, the downvotes are from normies who don‘t get it.