Just put a traffic cone on it. It’s apparently much worse for american children to see a model of the male anatomy, than metal detectors, armed teachers and drilling school shootings.
Puritan values at work
Just saw off the top part of it so it’s no longer seen as a dildo. No need for a lockdown.
For real.
Grab a saw from the groundskeeper, hack it off as close to the floor as possible. Put a traffic cone on the stub.
10 minutes work tops.
Seriously 🙄
It’s silicone or whatever material? Slice it off at the bottom and put a “wet floor” cone over the remains so people don’t trip? No need to lock down the school over a funny prank.
lube is pretty easy to clean off with just water. i’d have used oil, so that whoever tried to remove it would have to get ready with a bucket of soapy water and then had to rub it up and down
Someone hasn’t tried silicone lube before…
Silicone lube on a silicone dildo would melt it, last i heard.
it would indeed. oil wouldn’t be the best for silicone long term either, but silicone lube on a silicone dildo would start melting it short term. though tbf, a yucky sticky dildo would also work as a park
True, but a toy this size is likely TPR for cost reasons. Totally fine with silicone oils.
Why does a 3 foot dildo even exist?
You’d be surprised the challenges some deeply inspired creators do for views.
I was linked on an R18 sub at one point. Someone else asked (for a friend of course) and I had a look (strictly for science of course). And yeah… Even in the front end. Maybe not 3 feet (that’s strictly reserved for the back end) but… Wow. Surely it isn’t worth it. Maybe it feels good? The science continues.
You just had to set him up. Now look what you did.
I came across a video a while ago… I really wish I hadnt. But, yeah, people are weird about putting things up their arse. I can only assume that later on in life, they’ll be needing to wear nappies 24/7.
Could you take this and not die?
It’s probably XR Brands Moby the Giant Dick. It’s quite expensive and basically sold as “decoration”… I think it the actual reason it exists is, so that they can call it “world’s largest dildo”.
I like that idea. It is not yet on the ever-growing list if forbidden pranks.
Damn right it was hard. lmao
“hard” is one thing, “very hard” is not good.
Oh
My principle threatened to hold back every single one of us if even one fid a senior prank. There was none. I transitioned since and kinda wanna find my principle on Facebook just to act like I pranked him
