sounds like a scam! i bet if the water is too dirty the oyster is going to close and shut off the city’s water supply

(it was clams but i cannot tell the difference between the two so)

it would indeed. oil wouldn’t be the best for silicone long term either, but silicone lube on a silicone dildo would start melting it short term. though tbf, a yucky sticky dildo would also work as a park

lube is pretty easy to clean off with just water. i’d have used oil, so that whoever tried to remove it would have to get ready with a bucket of soapy water and then had to rub it up and down

i am simply too impatient to buy tight or normal fitting clothing - i just buy loose M or L everything and eyeball if it should be M or L, bonus points for drawstrings but i do also own belts so anything will do.

besides, finding a well fitting pair of jeans is borderline impossible for me, because: 1. i’m a guy 2. i’m short 3. i have a big ass. those 3 combined seemingly make me a mythical creature, clothes designers don’t seem to even be capable of thinking to make jeans that’d fit me well.

jeans that fit my ass and are short enough? guess i don’t get to have pockets (because i’d need to buy in the women’s section)

guy design and big ass variant? baggy on the rest of my legs & now i need to cut them to walk

guy design & good lenghts for my legs? my ass doesn’t fit

:(