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𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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𝔗𝚎𝚑 𝔅𝚊𝚖𝚜𝚔𝚒@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    What is this, a truck of soon-to-be-pencils for giants?

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      fenceposts most likely.

      that or your moms acupuncture kit for her fat neck.

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        This is so out of pocket. It’s great.

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    That’s a hell of a load bearing tailgate

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    I’m really hoping they have a gigantic pencil sharpener somewhere!

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      we’re gonna need a shitton of nickels lead

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    One thing about living in Transylvania I never could stomach; all the damn vampires.

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    Vampire for Slayer Hire

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      Don’t dead open inside

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    Do they not have any police?

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      they do but most of them were involved in hit-and-runs and sent back to 1973.

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    I mean the first half is already technically correct.

    So much so I was mildly confused by the punchline

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