I guess I’m just perpetually middle-aged looking. Mainly, I’ve gained belly girth, and lost hair, but my skin’s still pretty good because, despite using nothing but soap on it, I stay out of the sun.
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When I was in my twenties people thought I looked older. Now I’m in my fifties, and people think I look much younger.
It’s ok. They can’t read.
I’m joking of course. There’s some kick-arse country around.
When he asks Beverly Crusher to marry him: “Engage!”
Unemployed with money, however… I spent about 5 years ‘unemployed’ and living on income protection insurance, which gave me about AUD7000/month. It was great!
“Where do you see yourself in five years?”
“I don’t.”
Only other cruel dickheads that like to punch down.
11·6 days agoBe over 50 and not be seen at all. You can get away with a lot of shit when you’re invisible.
I saw someone talk about Mass Effect in the retro gaming comm today. :|
As if I’d go to something like that in the first place.
I am eternally grateful to the random Lemmist that put me on to him.
Bobby Fingers’ take on the matter.
Tanning is the process used to make leather. Stay out of the sun, folks! This message comes to you from the skin cancer capital of the world.
In Australia, at least where I am, we’re still civilised and they let you fill up and then pay. There’s cameras to catch the plates of people that drive off without paying, though.
Surely the fine is in addition to also having to pay for the stolen fuel?
I had a contact that wouldn’t use Signal as he thought it wasn’t private enough, and recommended Sessions, but would never respond to any messages.
Ironically, I only went to that because I ditched Facebook and Messenger, which he was fine using. :rolleyes:
As Jim Gaffigan said, “I’m what you call ‘indoorsy’”.