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We need a Spiderman version of that Batman skit where Batman talks about how he doesn’t kill people.

You sure?

Spiderman leaves you hanging upside down in an alley at 3AM, you dangle there for hours before someone finds you, but you don’t really know because the blood pools in your brain and you stroke out after 90 minutes.

And boxes of spiders.

7 outside, 6 inside.

Or the original subtitles for some reason are not present when you turn on closed captions.

Like sometimes the "[Speaking in foreign language] is intentional, there is a plot element mystery because the other characters are not meant to understand it, so we, the audience are not meant to.

Also tangential that gets me, when it says like [Soeaking in Tagalog] or something specific, but less common, then later some character is like, “Si senor” in very obviously Spanish and it says [Speaking in foreign language]. Instead of [Speaking in Spanish].

Which is why it sounds bad, because 99% of the audience is watching on a stereo TV they got at Wal-mart.

“Yeah well, it sounds perfect in my soundproof bunker on my $10,000 cans, I don’t know why you think Inwould test the sound out in a cluttered living room setting on a $300 TV sith no surround sound.”

– Average Present Day Audio Engineer

Honestly, its probably pretty common. People ask about it at garage sales all the time.

I actually try to shove the USB into the HDMI on my work laptop by mistake all the damn time because they are right next to eachother.

That was what I was thinking. Whatever plugs into this is larger or something. It also has those extra funny ports up top.

$500 for a ticket is wild. I think the worst I have gotten (when I first started driving 30 years ago) was like $200, and that was 25 over.

God I started a new long distance deive for work recently and its half on a rural highway. Like 10 tiny towns over arpund 60 miles.

Every one…

Outside speed limit is 55 mph

Hit town, 45 mph

30 feet later, 35 mph

2 blocks in the middle, 30 mph

Back to 35 mph

35 mph feels like it lasts riiiiiight up to the edge of the town.

And half the time the first drop going in and the 55mph sign going out are obscured by overgrown trees.

Its just designed to catch people traveling the corridor.

In my experience, Moths are more likely to get in yournface and other destructive and annoying activities.

Butterflies just sort of mill about minding their own business.

Don’t they have “3D Printed” houses?

I think the issue is, we are thinking of robots carrying boards and hammering nails etc.

Even not 3D printing you cpuld have a factory that cranks out walls and some sort of automated system that assembles them on site.

At this point I am wondering who ISN’T in this movie.

Chim, chimney

Chim, chimney

Chim, chim, cher-ee

A sweep is full of cancer

As full of cancer as you can be.

Like your drug contraband. If the cops find it what are they going to do? Arrest a baby?

Its to encourage having babies.

Need pockets? Use your baby’s pockets!

3 years have passed…

“I should probably apt-get update…”

Yeah refund.