Migrating here (or maybe keeping both) from @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.ml
Will put an eternal curse on your enemies for a Cinemageddon invite.
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That’s what “nope” means? I thought it just meant “nope.”
I figure something like “No I just want to cuddle with you and have a nice chat” would be a more descriptive way to say “nope,” maybe we should look into that.
If “she wants to talk to me” then she should use more than one word.
Then she should tell me that, ironically, because I’m neurodivergent and can’t read my own mind sometimes, let alone hers.
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memes@lemmy.world•Lowkey it’s not a cat’s fault we getting robbed
11·2 months agoI don’t want an attack dog, I’ll protect the cats just fine.
The cats won’t run down range and get in my way.
I have to be in, but I’m not gonna take the time to find out.
Just in case,
HEY TESSERACT GUY:
YOU A WHOLE ASS BITCH FR
That isn’t a hallucination, that’s Scribbles! He’s chill.
Some jobs ask for your social before you can even submit.
Pffft I ain’t got one. Deleted that shit in 2014, keep up managers.
A dude I know lit off a smoke bomb in the school bathroom “back in the day” and almost got me charged with Arson (I ain’t no goddamn snitch).
Point is that isn’t new, it has been a “bad idea” since the 90s.
Go with the old classic “ketchup packets folded up under the feet on the toilet seat” instead. Less criminal.
Well humor is subjective, but beyond how I feel personally, uhhh yeah people do it all the time and it never gets called out as body shaming or any such thing, nobody cares. Bald, fat, ugly, small dick, all are fair game, especially if you have at least one other undesirable trait. Andrew Tate is balding, Trump is fat and has a little dick, anyone who has a large vehicle also has a small dick, anyone who owns guns has a small dick, the British have a small dick, etc, it’s everywhere and everyone else seems to love it.
Though graphene is shopping for phone OEMs rn, hopefully there’ll be a graphenephone soonish.
I won’t even bother replying to him, that’s what I’d have said, thank you.
YMMV. In mine it’s about a 50/50 split, probably edging on the “blame others” side. I do also know guys that expect you to read their minds too though, mostly middle managers, and plenty men and women who can’t take responsibility for any of their faults/actions (which is in essence the same issue, just broadened), it’s not really a gendered issue, it seems like there’s a general accountability problem these days.