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Well then it’s only 6’ down.
I’m sorry but we have had 3 English lit PhD candidates, one of whom pronounces it “expresso”, and a doctor of philosophy apply. We’ve decided to go with someone who has more experience.

You all had nothing on the 70s and 80s


Audi made it an art


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That or its a scam to get temporary foreign workers


try applying for a mortgage
Prince Ludwig the indestructible?
better print it off then, keep it safe in the filing cabinet of essays I’ll read one day.
Hmm, looks like it is also about boiling water

well, now I’m insulted that I wasn’t on that list.


How fast would Jule$ be getting a free Scientology personality test if a 5’6" Tom Cruise winked at her?
FIFA, “I’m worried that this contract might be ethical.”
Ethics Committee, “If you look over here, that’s a conflict of interest, oh and this here is clearly a bribe. Oh and this part is anti-competitive practice, everything looks in order, you’re good to go!”
FIFA, “Great! But do you think we are paying the children too much to make our merch?”
I remember this machine, it was out of stock on everything but Fresca and wouldn’t give me my quarters back.
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