Assassassin

Seeing yourself mirrored with no lens distortion, vs seeing yourself possibly unmirrored with lots of lens distortion and from an angle you don’t typically view yourself.

Fine, every country gets a UUID and is a file in /var

Full utilitarianism. Pacific Ocean is now “Ocean 1”. Atlantic is “Ocean 2”. So on, and so forth.

And we’re serializing the countries while we’re at it (random number assignment, no major economy gets to have #1 for ego reasons). I can already see the signs: “Country 4 is #1!”.

Every flag is a solid pantone color. Every anthem is a localization of Riding Nerdy by Weird Al.

Moisture cures super glue incredibly quickly. This is (partially) why smooth dry surfaces like glass take a very long time to glue, but fingers are instant. Some glues even recommend very lightly wetting the surfaces being joined to help with fast adhesion.

Acetone will dissolve cyanoacrylate very quickly and can be purchased in bulk from any hardware store for cheap. Acetone is also the primary component in most fingernail polish remover, so that can also be used in a pinch.

JVB mighty morphin like megazord

Shout-out to my favorite program, Allah.exe

James Maynard Keenan made this

You should be especially nice to the hallucinations, they are you, and you deserve to be nice to yourself

Makes a shitty joke that noone thought was funny 20 years ago

Joke gets removed due to being not funny and also sexist

Makes a whiny post complaining about their shitty joke being taken down

Yeah man, its other people that are snowflakes. Couldn’t be you.

You’ve posted this sentiment in three different comments and an entire post and been down voted to hell every time. We get it, you (for some reason) think that there is no difference between PC gaming and console gaming.

Obviously you’re wrong and this sentiment is stupid, but keep thinking that it’s everyone else being hypocrites and not you being blinded by your own bias. I’m sure everyone will start agreeing with you if you just keep posting the same comment.

Also of note: the name of Important Train Company Man