She sounds a bit crabby.

The other fish in the sea….

P should be Pterodactyl.

The coal merchants were charging the sheep more and more for the coal, and the sheep had enough of being fleeced.

deleted by creator

And de-claw them presumably, in the states that still allow it.

Edit for people who didn’t get the context:

I’m not advocating it! I think it’s barbaric, our country made it illegal years ago.

But I also think trapping them indoors and feeding them vegan food is wrong.

I know, I was making a reference to how ridiculously large American portion sizes are.

That’s a European serving. The rest of the jar is one Texan serving.

This is how you get crusty baps.

Where do you crap? Outside like a wild animal?

Imagine their little faces light up!

Exactly. ET wouldn’t have got home without one.

When you say anyone else, are you asking if anyone is thinking the same, or if they want sloppy seconds?

Surely this is just as likely to go against you as it is in your favour?

I’m amazed it’s not in a burger bun too.

Did you know Bourton On The Water model village even has its own model village? It’s like model village Inception.

I’m fairly sure Paris is Europe, not Africa.

But your reply did make me laugh.

To be fair it was hard to tell if they were joking or just being American. I missed it too.

You’re right!

30 degrees kelvin = -243.15 Celsius

30 kelvinses = -243.15 Celsius

My kids manage that at least twice a week.