May as well go with the video that is the most Tool. I’d go with Sober.

Blue, depending on one thing. Is it the set of a tool music video or the reality presented within?

Is what happens when you squat on true slav’s little gopnik.

I’ve never had maggot cheese, but both horse and puffer fish are pretty good.

Not good enough to go out of your way to eat them, but if you’re already in an area that serves them, they’re worth trying.

Right? Don’t believe the lies of the Numenorean deep state. You’re being brainwashed by Elven space lasers! Can you really trust a man who would marry an Elf? It’s an abomination.

Sauron lives! The King’s Men will rise up, throw down the Elves, their Dunedain lap dogs, and claim Valinor in His name.

All praise be to Morgoth and his Chief Lieutenant Sauron! Hail the Great Eye!

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