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Oh that sound was just the radiator banging. Wait a second, we have electric heat…

You don’t expect him to remember what he said 7 whole hours ago, do you?

Harry has given Dobby a sock!

Dude… I think there’s a gas leak…

Say hello to my 7.62mm debate skills.

At least he had a proper understanding of the value of a dollar.

Reply: So you’d do this your for minimum wage then?

Hey, those may not have heads to chop off or hearts to impale, but fire still gets the job done.

How do you kill a vampire?

Stake it through the heart, cut off its head, and burn it to ash.

Not to be that guy, but that would kill anything.

Me: what are you doing?

Cat: this is my box now, it’s warm and a box.

Me: get off my pizza, in hungry!

Cat: touch my box and I will claw your face off.