I know c/fuckcars will be mad to hear this, but Trunk or Treats have taken off for a reason, and I would say are a large reason for Halloween dieoff. Conveniently scheduled to a weekend. (Removes school night problem) During daylight so its both warmer and visibility. (Ending early due to cold or fear of kids getting snatched or bullied for candy). You only really have to decorate your car (decor judgements and TPing people for not decorating) or the venue will have cars of approved people (removes chance of abduction or assault). It removes long walks parents may dislike - and the childhood stigma of shitty/good neighborhoods. AND kids like it because you can go to multiple through the month rather than just ONE night.

Bro on rainbow road so he can have the patience for all his drunk friends lol

(But srs dangerous)

The TRUS here got turned into an alcohol store. Huge. They even kept Jeffery up!

I think there was a Simpsons joke similar to this on their Sublemmy a few days ago with the mafia dumping "yard trimmings’

You know as a thumbnail i never even saw the meme behind it

E- Looks like its some form of “eat the rich” mockery?

I do appreciate learning this! Even if I did not make it.

Shhh I know what levels you like to clear, Stealth Archer. I’ll take care of you and give you plenty of opportunistic shadows from which to 4x headshot or 15x dagger people in

Doubt they even still sell these, but idk i stole it from someone else 3+ years ago, like all memes

I got tickets to the blernsball game.

Children think being adult is the ability to have ice cream whenever you want. But then as an adult we realise why we shouldn’t.

-book of kek 4:69

You get a full size candy bar for putting up with it though

Similar to CommieKender, it left my phone when RiF died. I have it on my desktop but I never comment ot post, and obviously I and all my coworkers browse at work during desk rotations.

Legit my face thinking about going paintball after not going paintball all week

Her new paint is looking goood