Like most things, Ozempic is fine by itself. But when you put it in the context of a society obsessed with both unrealistic beauty standards and assigning moral weight to any perceived “flaw,” Ozempic is a fast track to returning to the eating disorder epidemic of the 1980s-2000s.

Future historians will also note the coincidence of the meteoric rise of Ozempic with the rise of fascism. Making people feel bad about themselves is how the ruling class and patriarchy exert control. They want you to be unhealthily obsessed with your weight, just as they want you to be addicted to drugs, porn, video games, etc. The radical body acceptance movement was a direct threat to their power, and Ozempic has pretty much removed it from the conversation.

The moment someone resorts to insults is the moment you know they’ve lost the argument. 👆

Fuck the patriarchy. All my homies hate the patriarchy.

Have you tried being an AI? I hear tech is only hiring AI now.

And then there’s people like Joe Rogan who take all the psychedelics but apparently don’t realize a fucking thing.

Cold brew is good for people who need lower acidity.