This is how I lost my virginity the third time, at age 22 while still living at home at my father’s, though DXM does normally nullify sexual gratification, so I dunno what tf was in that bottle that smelled like hot rebar.

My favorite number

I clearly C my brother

Truths o one another

Exists w heart whole

Wisdom - of the soul

God proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that He is real.

Nothing I say will do anything to convince you.

This is by design.

I saw John Cena lose an arm wresting contest to a little girl once.

God can microwave a burrito so hot even He cannot eat it.

Superpositions.

God can be all revealing and all concealing at the same time.

Also what do you do when you’re both neurodivergent and developmentally delayed. I masturbated in my window. I made a bad joke about a bomb. I tried to find any and everyone on Craigslist. This was fifteen years ago. I’m thoroughly conditioned to perform my role. ;)

I can speak a thousand tongues

But, this screed be the best one

To feed the fools while I do hide

I b so great but I dun’t hav pride

So I can wear a mask that tops

All your forms cuz I’m the

I am being treated.

Your prejudice to automatically assume I’m retard McGee and that I need to be medicated into compliance with what you perceive as normative is kinda douchey, bro.

I’ll give you a plumbus, on a five finger discount across the eyes.

I had my lighter change colors before on mushrooms. Permenantly. I’ve had a number of experiences where I, personally, have been proven that this ish ain’t a physical system. I understand this on a deeper level, that we are monads in a monadic nodal communication system where what defines us from the unified field of consciousness that spawned us is ultimately entanglements. I understand what the Buddha said about that, the entanglement process itself being Karma, and what emptiness is that gives rise to all this.

Boo, prejudice!

Teaches kids where Indra’s Net and Plato’s allegory of the cave overlap.

Topological matrix, y’know?

This is what Jim Carey wants me to do.

Can your girlfriend defile me in my sleep. We’ll sign a contract beforehand, obviously

I just suffered childhood trauma involving my narcissistic father always knowing what floortile of the kitchen I was standing on.

This has aroused me

Listen, thst dog ain’t assing anything except a boot in the face. The average mall ninja has a machete that will corportulate that furry fuck in 1.87 seconds, flat. Even sound, because there are Buddhas who are fucking on your coffee table at .1 picometers and they WILL make a noise when they want to teach you how to perceive n undo the karmic fetters that bind one to the existence-illusion complex, obviously.

When i’m turdating in my bed I sure scare myself when I make a noise the house is physically incapable of producing

I tell people that I told my ROTC cadre that my nonexistent sister got me pregnant and that’s why I stare at goats now, which is a fancy way to say I do counterintelligence, and everyone disappears from my perspective.

That’s English, you inliterate

I just poop and then I weigh less. And then I eat it again and I weigh the same.