This is just me with salads, I fucking love salads.
I can’t afford having them with every meal so when I go several days without any I feel like shit and my body just screams “hey dipshit, where are the fucking fresh greens!?”

Yes, and I’ve found the need for it more and more the older I get. Always better this have one and not need it than the other way around!

I’m very glad to have shown you the light, praise be on your further deuce dropping adventures!

What the fuck us wrong with your family? I have never once heard anyone ask that question. Close to everyone loves pizza, no matter their age.

Seen more nsfw versions of this, works just as well.

This was made and posted by people under 30 years old. After that it becomes the opposite.

The person who made this has no idea how big space is. It would take tens or hundreds of billions of years for Dimorphos to reach a star system, if it was a kinda close one. The Voyager 2 probe will go past the star Ross 248, which is 10.3 light years from us, in about 42,000 years with the closest distance to that of 1.7 light years, and it’s going WAY faster than Dimorphos. Voyager 2 is traveling at 15.341 km/s while Dimorphos is traveling at 0.177 m/s, so Dimorphos is traveling at 0.0011% the speed of Voyager 2. If they were going the same path, it would take Dimorphos 17,437,757,800 years (17.43 billion, which is 3.64 billion years longer than the current age of the universe) to reach Ross 248.

And as said, that’s if it was going to leave our solar system in the first place, which it isn’t.

Just woke up so I might have made some error in the math, please correct me if I have!

I use adguard which blocks ads in all apps but every now and then it gets turned off without me noticing, like once every two weeks, so when I play a game or something and and ad pops up it really feels like this. I never see ads anywhere on my phone or computer so it’s like seeing a monster who got past my defences.

Well, it’s pajamas day, not “wear what you do to bed day”.

It’s not a good feeling when your don’t know if the errors are because of stupidity or for “more interaction”, none of the options are good.

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I’m just happy there aren’t any, or at least many, teens and kids here. Reading the comments on Reddit, YouTube and anywhere else where they are is a fucking fever dream of stupidity, ignorance and weirdness. It’s mostly fine here, and it’s a nice break.