Murse
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Embrace the Bifröst! The OG queer road!
1·22 days agoThat only works if you get a numbered response.
Respond to my email in a stupid way, the next ones will be stupid proof. Whether or not we’re friends is up to you in this case, but if I need to treat you like a kid to get the information I need, you better believe I’m gonna.
…every single time I’ve run into that wording, it’s in response to a question that their initial email doesn’t address. You’ve never run into that?
Usually it’s when I have multiple questions lumped into one email, they answer the first one and ignore everything else, then get butthurt when I ask for a follow up. They can “I already fuckin told you” all day long, but they didn’t actually already tell me.
I’ve since learned to keep work emails at like a 3rd grade reading level. Couple sentences max, one question per. If I have lots of questions, they’ll be slowly trickling into your inbox spread out over a week or so. And if they start getting snarky, I start CCing their and my supervisor.
Welcome to any and every industry that uses email.
There’s an even better trick too: skip the fucking email and just go knock on their office. Gets shit done 10x faster.
Rules > New Rule > Title/Body contains: “as per my previous email” > Permanently delete.
Life’s too short for that petty bullshit.
It works in reverse too!
Shoulda stored him in multiple carts.
Guys you can’t base your worldview on one expert’s opinion! We need peer review!
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eats cheese
Medical professional here!
…can it wait till I finish my coffee?
TIL I’m a woman in my early 30s.
What a great day to not be on call!
Unless you’re after that overtime money, in which case, cha-fuckin-ching!
Guess it’s kind of a win-win now that I think about it.
Huh. And here I expected to lose the game. Glad that wasn’t the case.
*camera pans to YOU*