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1 month agoI measured it with a ruler and it’s about 3 inches less secure.
Mostly made of meat.


I measured it with a ruler and it’s about 3 inches less secure.
You just need to be fucking awesome. I’m on it, by the way.


We are planning on moving up north when I retire in a few years. Get up there quick before everyone wants to move there.
Yup, but one of them is far more likely to maim or kill people.
“I” should be “Isle”.