All you need is some thick jeans and a pair of gardening gloves, then hook a knee over each rail, hold on and pray nobody starts climbing up without looking, as they’re about to get teabagged at mach fuck otherwise.

DeRanged Pixel Dungeon is another Shattered fork with some new characters, 5 more scifi themed levels, loads of new weapons and a bunch of cool alchemy weapon recipes. It’s not anywhere near as vast as Magic Ling, but the extra characters and weapons are a lot of fun.

Summoning PD is another fork that’s pretty cool too, but I can only do it in small doses every so often as the constantly flickering minions you can summon to fight alongside you, get visually stressful for me quite quickly.

It’s mostly all translated, i’d say like 90% at this point, and getting better with every (pretty regular) update.

I’ve got an android so I didn’t know it wasn’t possible to download it on other phones, that really sucks. If you get a chance though, look it up -this game really is freaking amazing.

Look up Magic Ling Pixel Dungeon!

It’s free but you’ll need to get it off github as it’s Chinese. It’s vaaast and so beautiful and based off Shattered Pixel Dungeon but has so much more art, levels, bosses, weapons, side quests and just everything.

Some rooms I’ve only seen once or just a handful of times and have no idea how to find again, the shrine room with all the flowers where offerings could be made, for example, and that room with the vending machines.

Puzzle Heros RPG

It has really cool pixel art and the matching involves diagonals and is in a time limit you can increase with long enough strings of tiles matched, so it involves strategy and planning too.

Cool game mechanics too as matching coloured tiles powers up your colour coded fighters, winning games earns you stock in your colour coded shops, shops earn you coins, spend coins powering up fighters.

Some of you might recognize this game as it’s a (very minor) re-skin of the game Matchland, which dissapeared a few years back when Race Cat (the company) stopped making games, not too long after Cartoon Network bought the rights to Matchland and released a version with Steven Universe and Adventure Time characters.

Could we come to some sort of sitewide agreement to keep the toilet humour memes on c/shitpost?

(or just pick a communiy for it idc as long as it’s not throughout every gd meme /c we’ve got)

You need significantly more speed if you want to do that and not live to suffer the consequences.

I remember all the things I’ve ignored that other people said that I should acted on

Aye, this haunts me too.

My last bastion of misplaced hope in our species goes to pointing obvious things out to people, in the vain hope they’ll understand and stop being stupid.

It’s like positive nihilism, just productive misanthropy? Lmao, idk, It’s basically just pointless coping mechanisms at this point.

It’s fucking embarrassing how gullible and fueled by hate the majority of our species is.

If it’s not women, it’s immigrants, race, gender or disability- and you all fucking lap it up like dogs on special diets, incapable of understanding you’re being fed this way by your billionaire owners for a reason.

Stop falling for this shit, it’s manufactured to divide the people and distract you from who you should be pissed at.

Cartoon wise, I strongly recommend the netflix adaptation of She-Ra And The Princesses Of Power.

Babylon 5 and Farscape for live action, they’ve not bern mentioned yet either, I don’t think.

The Newsroom climate interview is something that, despite being from a fictional show, I have made a lot of people watch for how fucking accurate it is.

I didn’t accuse you of either, I just asked you not to do them.

Does she actually know how bad things are?

Like does she know we’re over capacity on fresh water and running out of top soil? Does she know what a Blue Ocean Event is? Does she actually understand how fucking world ending +3c is going to be and how soon we’re likly to hit it?

Because no offense but anyone actually working in this industry who isn’t fucking morose and out of hope…

Like is she doing low level volunteering or something? Because otherwise she really doesn’t understand what’s going on.

Most people won’t even go vegan, that’s like the bare minimum anyone could do that would actually have an impact, and most people won’t do it.

Your optimism is not going to rewrite physics or change human nature. Go do whatever you think you need to do to make things better though, by all means, just don’t lie to people about the unfixable apocalypse we’re heading into or get shitty with them if they’re rightfully adopting a bleak outlook.

Unless you’re some kind of god wizard capable of rewriting the laws of physics, there is nothing we can do. Go read some of those links and look some of this stuff up for yourself if you don’t believe me.

It’s going to be climate collapse and resource depletion over the next 25 to 30 years. Click the spoiler for some of the ways this will happen. There are other factors at play too but imo these are the main ones.

I know I keep fucking posting this in comments around the fediverse but it needs to be seen by as many people as possible because this is fucking happening and most people still have no idea and think everything will be ok.

Thanks! And to you if you’re on this too.

Eh, I try not to have an ego.

Winning in my case tends to involve shutting down reactive idiots who are spouting bullshit by replying to them with enough sources and facts to the point where they start deleting their own replies and blocking me to get away because they now look like fucking morons.

It can be very satisfying but sometimes they’re also a mod or try to dox me, and that is not so fun.