He loves all people but hates sin. So if you’re a sinner, he’s not capable of loving you. Or something like that, idk, I stopped calling myself a Christian a long time ago for exactly these reasons. The god I was taught to worship would never even allow Hell to exist, much less send the majority of humanity there to suffer in never-ending torture.

Wtf, I had to look up what this was, why do those ducks have teeth?!? And their hands are terrifying in every single image I can find.

When I was a kid, my dad would make us “banana surprise” for dessert sometimes. It’s quartered bananas with Miracle Whip and chopped walnuts on top. I didn’t like nuts, so I would take it without. Has to be Miracle Whip though. He also loves it on lime jello with shredded carrots.

But I don’t wanna fuck Off Randy, especially with a name like that…

I heard from a coworker that worked with him once that he was a real creepy POS, openly hitting on every girl and then loudly treating them like shit when they rightfully turned him down.

I seed what you done there. Nut bad, nut bad at all…

As a child I was allowed to play Doom but not Wolfenstein for this exact reason.