I was using that unread text notification as a reminder. Fuck!

He’s always yelling and likely due to the stupid amount of supplements he takes.

Gen X, Millennials, Gen Z, etc. are marketing bullshit that need to stop being used in the common lexicon.

And if you don’t have one, be very assured that there are several gun stores between your current location and your destination.

I spent 2 summers there working at a fish processing plant, saw lots of gun shops.

“If” in one hand, shit in the other. Which fills up first?

Because I worked as a package clerk as a kid, some 30 years ago. They spent a week training us to be cashiers and how to pack groceries as optimally and quickly as possible. And most places around here, the timing of the cashier is not good, especially since we usually have to pack our own groceries anyway.

I’m faster than anyone who works there, and I don’t need to worry about long lines (usually the self checkout is the faster option). The time saved is my payment.

I like this one!