So I’m feeling called out.

Replace your bed with a water bed, fill it with algae. Problem solved.

It should be Carmack, not Romero

Our cat just liked the smell of the grease (soaked bag), she’d nibble on a french fry and spit it out. But the bag they came in, especially something like 5 guys? She’d sit in that bag for a week straight purring away. Pizza boxes were a similar favorite of hers, she liked the cheese and meat toppings but wouldn’t touch the rest. But she’s sit on or in a box like it was the best cushion.

Any bag or box that smelled like French fry grease was sovereign property of the cat and if you put it in the trash, congratulations on encouraging the cat to knock the trash over and drag it out