SatansMaggotyCumFart

Only cockroaches and fleas in my basement.

Checkmate losers.

Thanks four that I’ll look now.

I’m always here to satisfy you.

What’s the write word there then?

It’s my personal pet peeve when people right breaks when they mean brakes.

Gillian Anderson is a great looking woman that just keeps looking better every year.

When she played Margaret Thatcher in The Crown is confused my penis more than Yolandi Visser does.

If you want a real interesting time chug a couple bottles of robitussin dm and say hi to the elves for me.

I thought it shielded the I’s and O’s to keep them separate.

It’s an acquired taste for sure but it tastes amazing.

Honestly I don’t know why you need sugar when the other ingredients are cocaine and heroin.