This happened to me.
We were sharing a joint after a pagan ritual and he whipped out a real pipe.
He looked at me and started to ask “do you want? Nah, not you”
And I appreciated it because I’m not sure I could handle something harder than nicotine or caffeine.


I wouldn’t presume on my friendship with a raccoon by putting a leash on one.
Unless they’re into that sort of thing.