There is a book called Waiting for the Intergalactic bus where god and satan turn out to be 2 energy based life forms who are students and were accidentally left behind on a class trip. Satan decides to ignore the prime directive and interfere with life on earth to pass the time. The torture in hell is strictly the humans idea, if I remember correctly.

Plato, but Socrates worked as a stone mason.

Is the excess skin tied in a bow under the hat?

Don’t be evil?

cat is just trying to prevent all the spiders from climbing into your mouth and you lock her out.

I also can’t spell