It’s easier that way. Much, much easier.

Meow.

Also, shouldn’t there be one more year left before the oldest of Gen Z reach 30?

Didn’t Perseidon also have sex with Medusa (maybe consensual, maybe not) in Athena’s temple and Athena turned her into a gorgon?

In Ovid’s version yes. It wasn’t consensual either.

Daedalus build a fake cow, so Pasiphaë (daughter of the god Helios) could position herself inside, in order to trick the Cretan Bull into mating with her. She later gave birth to Asterion, also called the Minotaur.

This is another case of Poseidon strikes again.

Poseidon gave the bull as a gift to Minos the king of Crete, expecting him to sacrifice it. Minos instead likes the bull a lot and decides he wants to keep it, so he sacrifices another one. Poseidon in his anger causes his wife Pasiphaë who is indeed the daughter of Helios (or Sol) to fall in love with the bull. She willingly recruits Daedalus to build the fake cow for her so she could trick the bull into mating with her.

Poseidon is just as bad as Zeus. He chases Demeter who attempts to avoid him by transforming into a mare. Instead he turns into a stallion and rapes her.

It hurts to see him melting. He’s been fine for so many years in so many memes, please don’t let this happen to him.

The reaction image makes me want to hug it.

It’s the best holiday.

My cat takes care of me, he cares more for me than anyone else does or ever has.

Wish my mother was a clanker.

I made a stoat account to escape discord with a few friends and this image is exactly what happened. Majority of people we know aren’t inconvenienced enough to move on.