The Texas grid can’t handle winter and Texas summers. But sure, let’s throw in 50 massive data centers

The tutorial is 10:03 in length so they can hit that monetization

The analogy I’ve always used is why your bartender would refuse you buying them a shot. Yeah, 1 shot for you ain’t much, but 25 guys a night buying them a shot would go south pretty fast

One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again! Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I’m at the mall a week later and I run into him and he’s buying another cat. I says to him “Jesus, Walt what are you doing? You know you’re just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too, why don’t you knock it off!”. And says to me “Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”

My Cousin was a weird guy.

I got a new Whirlpool fridge, not a smart one, when I moved into my house less than a year ago. The water filter has already demanded it be changed.

Thankfully these filters aren’t RFID tagged like some, so I could just reset the timer.