TomMasz

Replace “Gen Z” with “parrot” and this still works.

My wife’s grandfather worked for the post office in a rural area and delivered live chicks to farms. With enough postage you could mail just about anything.

Not gonna lie, he looks like one of the guys holding up cardboard signs at traffic lights.

Even a single child under 5 is a bit much for a single Cockatiel.

I had all four of mine removed at once in the hospital, versus two at a time in the dentist’s office. They hadn’t broken the gums yet, which meant they’d have to do more than just pull them.

It was the right decision for me.

Why do the ladies at church know this?

My 2015 Forester has to last me at least another 5 years. Or I have to rob a bank.

It’s not like either of them enjoyed it, especially after the fourth or fifth one.

I can’t imagine being angry enough to do what he did. Given that he did this and then took his own life when the killdozer got stuck, it seems he wasn’t well mentally. So perhaps that was the reason.

In the distance, Japanese sirens.